"When I grow up, I'm going to marry Princess." - Pirate when he sees Princess in her First Communion dress.
"Ew, Pirate. That is so gross. You can't marry your sister." - Princess reacting to the above statement.
"I hided my ninjas from Trouble. But I hided them too good. I can't find them anywhere." - Pirate
"You can come down from timeout, Pirate, but you can't throw your place mat on the floor anymore!" - Trouble letting Pirate out of timeout, but it had nothing to do with a place mat.
"My teacher was at school today. I guess she didn't have her baby anymore." - Pirate after his teacher came back from maternity leave.
Other happeningsCleaning poop off of the kitchen floor after changing a poop filled Pull-Up. It was also on my arm and Trouble's legs and foot. Needless to say, we had an emergency bath at 9:30 pm and lost a pair of pajamas. I don't clean poop off of clothes.
Watching Trouble dance to "I'm Sexy & I Know It" when it came on Pandora, and beingimpressed/embarrassed that he knew a lot of the words.
Seeing Princess ride her bike all on her own, finally! (She only hit two signs and a post.)
Donkey swiping Trouble's juice cup when Trouble wasn't looking, drinking the entire cup, and both of them crying at the same time because the juice was gone.
Catching Trouble running around the basement after taking off his pants for no apparent reason.
Donkey sticking his fingers in our noses. He hasn't learned that you can't pick your friend's nose.
Trouble was scratching his butt and I told him to stop. He proceeded to start singing "Scratchy my butt hole" to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman". I can't make this stuff up!
Never a dull moment in this house of chaos!